The take off your hat part is quite good. The idea of having the boys and that attractive little accused woman act out the crime is also quite good. The execution of the idea is only okay. Being a fan, or a member, or a citizen, doesn’t mean that you have to be a toady. Credit and criticism, where due!
The breaches in legal etiquette are quite considerable. That is to say, they bonk all of the jurists on the head with a hammer.