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Rare Exports

Film Review by Dean Duncan Jul 28, 2015

Bah. I’m disappointed that a perfectly good demon Santa concept was wasted on such a terrible movie. Poor relationships, stupid and unmotivated plot developments, and a 12-year old who talks to his stuffed animal so the audience doesn’t get confused or anything. There are a lot of naked old men running around, though, so I guess that’s kind of funny.

Drew Duncan

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Saw the self-satisfied mean-spirited jerkily revisionist Christmas-&-children-hating #RareExports. Didn’t care for it, that much.

#RareExports. I see that it’s partly & even much praised by numerous smart people. You attend to patterns like this. Or, bollocks!